# cat distribution system

cat distribution system: a rumored network that matches stray cats with owners.

Canonical URL: https://slanglane.com/terms/cat-distribution-system
Release: daily-2026-11-01
Checked: 2026-10-31T06:30:37.941Z
Register: informal
Language: general
Review: automated-evidence-review

## Meaning

For “cat distribution system”, this entry covers the following meaning: a rumored network that matches stray cats with owners.

## Original examples

> I joked that the sudden influx of kittens was thanks to a cat distribution system.

In plain English: I joked that the sudden influx of kittens was thanks to a a rumored network that matches stray cats with owners.

Context: An original, invented situation. Compare the expression with the plain-English substitution below it; the people and events are illustrative.

> When the shelter ran out of volunteers, we blamed a cat distribution system for magically delivering cats to our doorstep.

In plain English: When the shelter ran out of volunteers, we blamed a a rumored network that matches stray cats with owners for magically delivering cats to our doorstep.

Context: An original, invented situation. Compare the expression with the plain-English substitution below it; the people and events are illustrative.

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## Important differences

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## Backstory

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## Sources

- [cat distribution system — English entry, revision 91701475](https://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=cat%20distribution%20system&oldid=91701475) — Wiktionary contributors. Checked 2026-10-31T06:30:37.941Z. Supports: summary; meaning; partOfSpeech.

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