Translate Corporate Email
↔ Group-Chat Slang.
Convert a polite office email into unhinged group-chat slang — or translate a Gen Z message into HR-safe workplace English, with every expression linked to its dictionary entry.
Try an example: Corporate email → Gen Z ↗ · Gen Z → HR-safe corporate ↗
No cap, When he bragged about catching a shark in the pond, I called him out, saying that's capping — we are lowkey cooked on this side quest 💀
Roast: This sounds like it was written in a fluorescent office cubicle at 4:58 PM. Needs at least 40% more “lowkey cooked”.
Slang expressions used in this translation
no cap
“Honestly,” “for real,” or “I am not exaggerating.” Cap means a lie or an exaggeration in this slang context.
lowkey
“Kind of,” “quietly,” or “I am admitting this without making a big deal of it.” A low-key event is also relaxed or understated.
cooked
In serious trouble, exhausted, defeated, or beyond an easy fix. “Am I cooked?” asks whether the situation is hopeless.
side quest
An optional detour from the main objective in a game, or a spontaneous little adventure away from your original plan in everyday life.